LIVE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER,
"THE MACHINE" JESSE GREEN

An all-ages, fun, funny, super-fast-paced, highly acclaimed, very inspiring, multi-media, THRILL-RIDE!

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What do middle school students think of CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL?

What do high school students think of CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL?

What do teachers and administrators think of CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL?

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About Me

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YOOooo. I'm "The Machine" Jesse Green...

*Star of the worldwide, primetime TV series, 

AMERICAN CHAINSAW on National Geographic Channel

(Also on Amazon, iTunes and most streaming services.) 


*World renown Master Chainsaw Sculptor

Regarded as one of the world’s top Master Chainsaw Sculptors. For more than a decade I’ve been commissioned to create large-scale sculptures for celebrities, networks, corporations, foreign royalty, the military, cities, towns, universities, rock stars, art collectors and soooo much more. Online my work has gone viral several times over, viewed and shared by millions and a top trend on Twitter.


*Commercials and Appearances.

I  wrote and starred in  a worldwide television commercial series for ESPN Sunday Night Baseball, featuring The Boston Red Sox and The New York Yankees.  I 've written and starred in vignettes for World Wrestling Entertainment. I've also starred in commercials for Carhartt. '47 Brand, Boch Automotive and more. I've also appeared on national and international television shows such as America’s Got Talent on NBC, The Soup on E! and The Family Chops on Hulu.


*Featured in every major press outlet across America

I’ve been featured by nearly every major news outlet in the country, The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Boston Sunday Globe, National Public Radio just to name a few. In countless other newspapers. TV newscasts and radio shows. I’ve appeared on many websites including The Hollywood Reporter, Deadline Hollywood, Variety, IMDb, World Wrestling Entertainment, ESPN, Funny Or Die, Bass Pro Shops, Roadside America and YouTube. I'm in a book called, 101 Baseball Places to See Before You Strike Out. I've been in magazines such as Wood Magazine, Boston Magazine, Boston Parents and Patterson Today.  (See PRESS  page for more.)


The Official Chainsaw Sculptor of Husqvarna, USA 

(The only person ever to hold that title in the company's 325 year history.) 


*Frontman for Earth's Greatest Cover Band, FEVAH DREAM

Proudly celebrating our 17th  year rockin' New England.


*National  Emcee/ Showrunner for The Paul Bunyan Lumberjack Show

I've toured all over The United States, making headlines, playing to crowds of thousands and yes, I was one of the guys who threw the ax.


*Author of the forthcoming trilogy book series, CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL,

((( COMING IN 2020!!! )))


*Motivational Speaker

My favorite credit of all!

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Ok, so what is CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL?

 It's like nothing you've ever seen before, man.


A fun, funny, fast-paced, multi-media slide show with live narration. All about the power of perseverance, determination, courage, ups, downs, overs, unders and  why EVERYONE should chase their dreams!! You'll laugh, you'll think, you'll be blown away. I  guarantee it.


A message to motivate audiences of all ages to reach for their HIGHEST potential...


With a mixture of seriousness and comedy, I'll tell my own story of the road to success by highlighting some of my most poignant struggles, setbacks and priceless lessons learned along the way. As visually, you'll be treated to a RUSH of beloved pop-culture and (as we say in Massachusetts) WICKED cool imagery.


Proven to grab and hold the attention of even the hardest-to-reach!


My whole goal is to entertain and inspire people to passionately chase their dreams no matter WHAT they might be. ESPECIALLY those who most need a reason to believe that anything is possible.


I'll guide the audience on a meaningful activity of self-reflection and goal setting as a first step on the road to success. 


The mission is to encourage visualizing dreams, chasing them and ACHIEVING THEM!!! 


You'll be amazed by the results.  

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K-12, COLLEGES, EVENTS, ADULT AND CORPORATE, SHOWS

Different shows for different audiences. 


Whether you're 5 or 105, you'll LOVE this highly unique, motivational thrill-ride!

What does CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL look like?

What do Principals think of CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS AND ROCK N' ROLL?

REVIEWS

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  Jesse was an incredibly engaging speaker that left our students truly inspired by his life story, his impressive accomplishments, and his strong, empowering messages. The energy and enthusiasm he brought into the room was uplifting, and we are beyond grateful to have heard him speak. He had the students laughing, amazed by his journey, and feeling passionate about pursuing their goals, in which Jesse is living proof that it is possible. He is an awesome speaker, and we are all so pumped to read his books! Thanks so much, Jesse! You rock!!!"

Seriously, Jesse, you were amazing! We are so lucky you came to speak today!! I cannot thank you enough! Your work you have done for kids and also veterans is simply heartwarming. Again, we loved  having you! You are such a cool guy!!

Please let me know if you need anything else at all :)


Jan Doyle,

Principal,

Resiliency Preparatory School,

Fall River, MA  02720

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Hull High School seniors were fortunate to hear Jesse’s message about setting goals, reaching your dreams, and using failure as a platform for success. Not only was Jesse’s upbeat presentation engaging, it fit in perfectly on our seniors’ last day of school. Jesse boasted a refreshing style that even our superintendent emulated the following year on teacher back-to-school day. Ultimately, “The Machine” Jesse Green’s advice for living a happier life resonates with people of all ages and we look forward to hearing from him again!

Karissa Connors,

Teacher,

Hull HIgh School,

Hull, MA

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Hey Jesse

Thank you so much for stopping by PJP. You were a big hit!!! The students were enamored by your presence and truly inspired by your story. Keep being awesome and keep sharing that awesomeness with others. 

Again thank you


David Acerra,

Teacher,

Paul J. Primavera Jr./Sr. High School,

Bellingham, MA 02019

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A massive shout out to Jesse Green for the thoughtful, emotional, and inspirational presentation he gave to my students this afternoon! You are a true renaissance man!


Shawn Connors,

Teacher,

South Shore Charter School,

Norwell, MA

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I haven't seen a group of fifth graders so engaged by a speaker in a long time! "The Machine" Jesse Green's presentation was the perfect combination of funny and serious. The overarching message - you can do anything you set your mind to - left our students (and faculty!) feeling truly inspired. 


Elizabeth Burt,

Teacher,

Mayo Elementary School,

Holden, MA 

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Hi Jesse,

On behalf of the 5th grade team, thanks so much for coming to Mayo Elementary this past Friday. Our students thoroughly enjoyed your engaging stories that documented your journey toward fame as a Chainsaw Wood Sculptor.  Your energy and enthusiasm were infectious! Your message---to follow your dreams no matter how hard---was powerful and inspiring, and one that our students will carry with them for years to come. Thanks so much for sharing your tales and for inspiring a new generation to reach for the stars.

Best Wishes,


Becca Miller,

5th Grade Teacher,

Mayo Elementary School,

Holden, MA

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"The Machine" Jesse Green's entertaining presentation and wonderful personality had my son, his classmates, and all the teachers completely enthralled. More importantly, Jesse's message is _exactly_ what our children and youth need to hear -- that by combining goals with planning and perseverance, you can overcome obstacles and accomplish your dreams.


Debbie Femia,

Parent Volunteer

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"Take this show on the road because it's a winner!"


Jennifer Olson,

Assistant Superintendent,

Derby Public Schools,

Derby, CT

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PROVEN SUCCESS

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PRESS

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The Eagle-Tribune

Man With A Message:


https://www.eagletribune.com/news/merrimack_valley/chainsaw-sculptor-has-a-message-for-north-andover-students/image_c97303d6-24c5-561d-a004-af40b521237d.html

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The Wanderer

Celebrity Artist, Celebrity Bandit at RMS:


https://www.wanderer.com/features/celebrity-artist-celebrity-bandit-at-rms/

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The Herald News

RPS students listen when a guy who wields a chainsaw for a living gives advice:


http://www.heraldnews.com/article/20160514/NEWS/160517396

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(For TONS more visit my PRESS page.)


FAQ'S

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Q~ Are there any actual chainsaws involved in the show?

A~ No. It's just a funny slide show, bro.


Q~ Could actual chainsaws be involved if we really wanted there to be?

A~ Haha, sure. Email me and let's talk.


Q~ What age group is this show for?

A~ I do an elementary school version, a middle school version, a high school version, a college version, an adult version and a corporate version.


Q~ What size audience can we have?

A~ The bigger the better. No limit. 


Q~How long is the show?

A~ About 40 - 45 minutes.


Q~ Can there be Q&A after the show?

A~ Absolutely! 


Q~ Can you stay and spend additional time with our students/ attendees afterward?

A~ Absolutely! Email me and let's discuss it.


Q~Can we  film the show?

A~ Absolutely!


Q~ Can we use pictures and videos from your websites and social media to promote the event?

A~ Absolutely!


Q~ Can we use pictures and video that we take during the show on our websites and social media after?

A~ Absolutely!


Q~ What do you need from us for equipment?

A~ I  will come with everything I need, but we can certainly coordinate on technology to make it even easier. The only thing I won't bring if I    don't have to is  a screen. 


Q~ Can we get one of those wicked awesome, giant mascot sculptures as part of the deal?!?

A~ Absolutely! Email me for pricing and details.


Q~ Do you trim your beard with a chainsaw?

A~ Totally. 


Q~ Do you sleep with your sunglasses on?

A~ As far as you know. 


Q~ You must love this, huh?

A~ LOVE IT! 

COST

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Cost depends on travel, type of event, etc. 

(WILL WORK WITH SCHOOLS IN NEED.)

Bonus option;

Get an AWESOME,  6-ft-tall, custom-carved, fully-finished mascot sculpture and bonus grand unveiling finale!

(OOooo...)

CONTACT

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I book up early so don't wait!

Contact me NOW  before it's too late...

(Before somebody else snags that date!)


Rock on,

-"The Machine" Jesse Green


MachineJG@hotmail.com

774-249-2675

FEEDBACK PLEASE

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Did you recently attend one of my live shows?

I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

What did you think?

Your feedback helps me to continuously improve the experience.


Please feel free to email me at:

MachineJG@hotmail.com


Or message me on social media

(Links below)

COMING SOON!!!

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CHAINSAWS, CHEESEBURGERS

AND ROCK N' ROLL


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CHRISTMAS, 2020!!!


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